Surgeon speedruns career termination via extremely questionable bedroom choices

The Daily Star discovered a surgeon who managed to catastrophically amputate himself during a sexual mishap, leading to professional deregistration—because apparently the Hippocratic Oath covers everyone except yourself. This is the kind of content that exists solely to make readers uncomfortable while commuting. A masterclass in tabloid sensationalism meets human miscalculation, packaged with the kind of schaudenfreude that keeps tabloids in business.