brit's choose chatbot over doctor while pooping, society proceeds to collapse

A stock photo of a woman scrolling her phone mid-toilet session paired with a headline about Brits preferring AI medical advice over actual doctors. The image-text combo perfectly captures the absurd desperation of 2026 healthcare discourse: too lazy to book a GP appointment, too unhinged to trust medicine, but absolutely willing to ask ChatGPT if that rash is terminal. Peak modern anxiety meets maximum convenience laziness.