Guy spirals over suspicious older woman, it's just his gf's mum

A man loses his mind over an older woman who mysteriously knows details about his life, convinced he's being monitored and his entire existence is about to combust. The punchline lands like a brick: it's his girlfriend's mother, and she's onto him. This is pure unhinged energy—the kind of group chat chaos that births legendary stories, complete with all-caps panicking and a friend offering zero useful advice while encouraging maximum paranoia.