Metro discovers landlords exist and has normal questions about it

A tabloid headline performs the neurotic dance of conflating real estate investment with sex work, implying that owning multiple properties is inherently suspicious and scandalous. The setup reeks of manufactured pearl-clutching designed to bait clicks from two opposing audiences: the property-obsessed and the perpetually outraged. This is what happens when a newspaper editor mistakes shock value for journalism and decides that correlation between wealth and occupation is somehow newsworthy gossip.