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dental hygiene PSA from someone having a complete meltdown

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dental hygiene PSA from someone having a complete meltdown
Two Twitter posts featuring increasingly unhinged PSA-style warnings. The first post from 'zoop' urgently demands breaking a drawing tablet screen. The second from 'very baller cash money norm' spirals into a panicked, profanity-laden rant about brushing teeth, repeating the plea dozens of times with escalating desperation and emotional intensity. Extracted text: WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR DRAWING TABLET NOW!!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR DRAWING TABLET NOW. IF YOU HAVEN'T BRUSHED YOUR TEETH AND ARE SEEING THIS DO IT IMMEDIATELY DO IT NOW HOLY SHIT DO IT PLEASE BRUSH THEM PLEASE FUCK PLEASE OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT PLEASE BRUSH YOUR TEETH I NEED YOU TO BRUSH THEM PLEASE PLEASE BRUSH YOUR TEETH PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH
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