Medical professionals literally begging you not to cook with your own anatomy

A medical director has to publicly explain why using salad dressing as personal lubricant is, in fact, a bad idea—because apparently enough people on social media were doing it that this became necessary. The content exists in that special intersection of "health advice from people who definitely didn't finish high school" and "why do gynecologists need to exist," with the added charm of olive oil destroying condoms and your microbiome for the low cost of being too lazy to buy actual lube.