Uganda's military chief plays 4D chess with extortion & human trafficking

A military official apparently decided that traditional diplomacy was for losers and instead opted for a hostage-negotiation strategy involving cold hard cash and a human dowry. The sheer audacity of publicly demanding a specific woman like she's a prize in a vending machine while threatening embassy closure creates a beautiful storm of geopolitical cringe, human rights violations, and main-character-delusion. This reads like someone's fever dream of what international relations could be if nobody had ever heard of the UN.