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scrolled xc for hours just to hate-follow one person, very normal

By @dbrdl99 (via @wttp3)
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scrolled xc for hours just to hate-follow one person, very normal
A Chinese-language post that appears to be someone venting about spending an ungodly amount of time on some platform (possibly X/Twitter variant) just to doom-scroll through one person's homepage, which they grudgingly admit was worth it. The broken diacritics and garbled handle suggest either extreme fatigue, intentional obfuscation, or a device having an aneurysm mid-post. This is the digital equivalent of admitting you stayed up until 3am to watch someone's content you claim to hate.
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