mandatory jargon salad arrests masculinity itself

A fake news-style mugshot meme featuring a young man with a green line drawn across his face (clavicular reference). The image combines absurdist terminology like 'justicemogged,' 'alligatorgooning,' and 'cortisol spike' with a fake arrest headline naming 'Clavicular' as a Kick streamer arrested for battery. It's a layered joke mixing incel/manosphere terminology with surreal internet slang.