rooster ethereal-posting tells you sleep in, wsj accidentally based

A whimsical, pastel-colored illustration featuring an anthropomorphic rooster with a coral-pink body, red feathers, and a golden crown, standing dramatically against a warm gradient background with a glowing sun and scattered stars. The rooster appears almost celestial and spiritual in nature. Below it sits a WSJ caption suggesting ironic advice against early waking—the exact opposite of what roosters traditionally represent. Extracted text: What Time Should You Wake Up? Probably Not 5 a.m. WSJ