Mom's schizophrenic satan-blocking device creates unforgettable school nurse encounter

A user recounts their deeply unhinged childhood where their schizophrenic mother inserted a buttplug into them daily to prevent Satan from "making them gay." The device gets flushed at school, forcing the child to explain "poop plugs" to increasingly horrified authority figures. What starts as innocent childhood bewilderment transforms into a textbook CPS intervention origin story, complete with untreated mental illness, religious delusion, and the kind of parental logic that only makes sense inside a severely fractured mind.