Dog finds weed on mountain, requires sedation and stretchers

A black dog somehow ingested discarded cannabis on Ben Nevis and needed to be rescued by professional mountain rescue teams in full tactical gear, sedated and stretchered down like a casualty of war. The BBC reported this with absolute seriousness, turning what is essentially a dog eating garbage into a headline-grabbing incident that generated over 700K views. This is peak "concerned British news outlet covers preventable pet stupidity as though lives hung in the balance" energy, complete with orange-clad rescue professionals looking intensely professional while handling one very zonked dog.