kid survives slashing with maximum comedic indifference

A Fox News screenshot from "The Ingraham Angle" showing a young boy (Sullivan Clarke) with a neck brace being interviewed alongside an adult woman. The chyron reads "D SURVIVES VICIOUS SLASHI[NG]" in all caps. The boy's deadpan expression and formal attire create an awkwardly humorous contrast with the dramatic headline. Extracted text: D SURVIVES VICIOUS SLASHI THE INGRAHAM ANGLE 0:34