Parent who monetized their kids' dinner and treats sleep deprivation like a feature

Someone's got their wires so crossed they're treating dinner like a corporate synergy meeting, calling food "products" and threatening their kids with content deprivation instead of actual punishment. It's giving dystopian parenting mixed with the tone of a marketing executive who's had a complete mental break. Vibe: Sleep-deprived parent who's been listening to too many productivity podcasts and now speaks exclusively in Silicon Valley nonsense Key topics: dehumanizing food language, content as punishment, confused parenting metaphors, corporate speak in domestic setting Transcript: weird to refer to food as products. Kids, you eat your product! If you don't, I swear to God I will send you to bed with no content!