Royal Ascot guests really said 'fascinators AND pharmaceuticals'

The Mail on Sunday discovered that wealthy socialites at a prestigious horse racing event were doing hard drugs, then decided this was front-page material worthy of a dramatic juxtaposition with ball gowns and drug-sniffing dogs. It's peak British tabloid energy: exposing the contradiction between haute couture aristocracy and their allegedly rampant cocaine habit with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Someone got paid to write this headline, and honestly, we respect the audacity.