
Guy discovers investigative journalism, immediately forgets how to speak coherently
Someone's doing a bit of political hot-takes journalism where they're absolutely frothing about Trump's people allegedly using Iran negotiations as a grift opportunity. Starts with them breathlessly promoting a DropSite report like it's the greatest piece of investigative work ever committed to existence, then immediately pivots to calling J.D. Vance a fraud czar and Steve Witkoff a "dipshit golfing buddy" before the whole thing just... stops mid-sentence like the recorder died mid-rant.
Vibe: Podcast host who discovered Jeremy Scahill and now everything is THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD
Key topics: Trump envoy corruption allegations, Iran negotiations being weaponized for profit, J.D. Vance not covering the story, Steve Witkoff being generally despicable