Speedrunning permanent disability with zero chill

A dark humor news meme featuring an X-ray of a severed hand/finger alongside a circular inset image of a nonvenomous snake. The caption describes a man who panic-amputated his own finger after being bitten by a harmless snake, creating an ironic tragedy-of-errors narrative. Extracted text: THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW NEWS MAN CUTS OFF HIS FINGER IN PANIC AFTER BEING BITTEN BY A SNAKE. LATER, DOCTORS CONFIRMED THE SNAKE WAS NONVENOMOUS FACEBOOK.COM/THINGSYOUDONTKNOWOFFICIAL