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unfinished sexual memoir cuts off mid-thought like a bad wifi connection

By Big Oma (via @wttp3)
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Someone started typing out a detailed recount of their anal sex experience, got distracted mid-sentence, and just... never came back to finish. The narrative trail ends abruptly after establishing that hickeys were somehow more important than the act itself. It's like watching someone start a confession they'll never complete—uncomfortable, pointless, and abandoned faster than the guy probably was.
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