billionaire flight tracker: the anxiety app nobody asked for

Someone genuinely engineered a website to monitor whether rich people are panic-fleeing Earth on their private jets, presumably as an apocalypse early-warning system. The implication that Elon's Gulfstream is basically a canary in a coal mine is both unhinged and oddly logical. This is what happens when the apocalypse becomes trackable via flight radar and billionaire behavior becomes a legitimate doomsday indicator.