Times discovers debauchery exists, writes about it like anthropologists

The Times managed to turn a journalist's sex cruise experience into legitimate press, complete with the kind of teasing headline designed to make your mum raise an eyebrow on the Tube. It's the beautiful collision of stuffy British broadsheet trying desperately to seem relevant by covering hedonistic yacht parties with a wink and a nudge. Peak "we're still cool, right?" energy from an institution that probably publishes next to articles about the proper way to butter scones.