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cholesterol is literally our only hope, apparently
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cholesterol is literally our only hope, apparently

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A surreal, anime-styled illustration depicting a woman in white robes dramatically reaching toward the inside of an artery filled with red blood cells and cholesterol buildup. The composition parodies the iconic Star Wars 'Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi' scene, replacing the Jedi with cholesterol as humanity's last hope. Extracted text: Help us, cholesterol. You're our only hope.
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