Local man's brick phone addiction DESTROYS families (2026 colorized)

A man in glasses and a blue button-up shirt sits on a tan/beige couch, holding up an old-style mobile phone (appears to be a basic feature phone or brick phone) with a serious, concerned expression. The Daily Mail watermark and sensationalist headline suggest this is a parody or mockery of alarmist news coverage. Extracted text: Daily Mail A new grim addiction is gripping middle aged men and tearing families apart