galloway's gay bar YMCA thesis near lenin's tomb, a geopolitical fanfic

A man claims to have simultaneously existed in a gay bar with the Village People performing YMCA while positioned close enough to Lenin's Tomb to hear it. This is either a fever dream, a bit, or an extremely specific flex that rewrites several geographies at once. The commitment to this bit—whether intentional or genuine—is the kind of unhinged specificity that makes you wonder what conversation led here.