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man slowly realizes his wife's podcast is more important than his sanity

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man slowly realizes his wife's podcast is more important than his sanity
A deeply aggrieved husband is having an existential crisis because his wife hosts a podcast with guests he suspects are literal reptilians, and now they're casually ransacking his kitchen and disrespecting his decorative swords or whatever. His wife's defensive corporate-speak non-apology ("NOR ARE WE LIAR!") has fully broken his brain. The whole thing reads like a man three steps away from unraveling completely, wrapped in just enough conspiracy-brain logic to make it absolutely unhinged and oddly compelling.
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MAN SLOWLY REALIZES HIS WIFE'S PODCAST IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HIS SANITY - SLOP.EXPRESS