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Russell Brand's court fit hits different when paired with biblical accessories

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Russell Brand's court fit hits different when paired with biblical accessories
A satirical meme about styling Russell Brand for a court appearance. The main image shows a man in an extremely ill-advised outfit: half-buttoned black shirt exposing his chest, white cowboy hat, massive dark aviators, and chains - the opposite of what someone facing sexual assault allegations should wear. The joke is that this outfit somehow screams 'not a danger to women,' with additional dark humor about using a Bible as an accessory and a jab at the Catholic Church. A person in casual clothing appears in the background. Extracted text: Great first day as Russell Brand's personal stylist. Russell was in court today for allegations of sexual assault, so I needed an outfit that screamed "I am absolutely not a danger to women." And what says that better than a shirt buttoned half way down exposing your entire chest, a white cowboy hat, and some massive aviators. For accessories I went with a Bible. After all, nobody in the Catholic Church would ever do anything dodgy like this. Here's a picture of the final look (with me in the background)
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