Burger King insemination: when Main Street meets main event

HuffPost discovered that journalism's new frontier is detailed accounts of unconventional conception in fast-food restrooms. A woman with a mission and apparently zero alternative venues decided a Burger King bathroom off Route 57 was the optimal reproductive environment. The headline alone achieves what most advertorials spend millions trying to accomplish: making you instantly regret clicking. This is peak engagement-farming dressed up as progressive lifestyle journalism.