Larry the cat stages workplace uprising, tabloids lose their minds completely

A tabloid newspaper front page from the Daily Star dated February 11, 2026, featuring a massive headline about Larry the Number 10 Cat wanting to leave Downing Street, with a photo of the cat and a speech bubble saying 'They're all having kittens.' The page is packed with sensationalist coverage including Cheltenham racing legend guest edits, conspiracy theories about Kurt Cobain, and the Prime Minister being compared to a 'limp lettuce.' Extracted text: dailystar.co.uk DAILY STAR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Cat's yer lot fam WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 2026 News with a wink £1.40 FREE BUMPER PUZZLE PULLOUT NEW INSIDE EVERY DAY Guess which race legend will guest edit your favourite.. Daily Star Cheltenham PM'S A LIMP LETTUCE Cobain 'murder' riddle PAGE 10 FREE SNACK Halland Barrett Get miaowt of here LARRY THE No.10 CAT LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS OUT They're all having kittens STARMER LATEST: P4-5 PUB SET WHEN YOU SPEND £25 Terms and conditions apply. See Page 18 for details.