Barefoot shaman speedruns pool break-in + cop baptism combo

A self-identified French shaman apparently decided a Malaga residential pool needed his uninvited presence, arrived with a slashed foot (details mercifully sparse), and proceeded to achieve the ultimate internet W by yeeting a police officer into the water. This is what happens when someone's spiritual awakening manifests as trespassing and aquatic assault. Peak unhinged energy: showing up bleeding to a suburban pool and somehow making the cops look like the ones who need rescuing.