Brigitte Macron aged backwards through the Stanford Prison Experiment, apparently

BREAKING: Candace Owens just dropped the mother of all conspiracy bombshells on her show: “Charlie Kirk was assassinated because I was *this close* to exposing the ultimate truth: Brigitte Macron was a subject in the 1971 Stanford Prison Experiment. The French government took him out to protect her secret. I had the documents. They’re gone now.” *camera zooms in dramatically* Cut to her “evidence” board: red string connecting a 2007 photo of Brigitte Macron to a grainy black-and-white still of Zimbardo, with “SHE AGED BACKWARDS???” written in Sharpie and a Post-it that just says “MATH ISN’T MATHING.” Twitter: “Ma’am this is a Wendy’s.” Candace Owens is speedrunning the QAnon to mental institution pipeline in real time and I’ve never been more entertained.