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Alibaba's algorithm just threw darts at a warehouse and called it marketing

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Alibaba's algorithm just threw darts at a warehouse and called it marketing
Alibaba decided that coherence was overrated and yolo'd three completely unrelated products into a single Facebook ad: medical recovery furniture, a niche computing device, and a power brick. The selection is so aggressively random it loops back around to being weirdly strategic—pure engagement bait masquerading as commerce. Someone got paid to greenlight this beautiful disaster.
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