mindfulness speedrun: any% self-destruction route

A satirical magazine cover-style illustration featuring a stressed adult and anxious child on a chaotic 'self-destruction superhighway' made of self-help books. The design mocks wellness culture and mental health trends with neon pink and blue colors, surreal spiral imagery, and deliberately contradictory messaging about mindfulness leading to doom. Extracted text: POST-TRAUMATIC PRESS THERAPY: THE ULTIMATE UPGRADE... TO TRAGEDY! WE TRIED MINDFULNESS. MINDFULNESS. WE GOT MINDFUL MESSES. EXPERTS AGREE. YOURE DOOMED! INSTA-HEAL YOURSELF SELF-DESTRUCTION SUPERHIGHWAY YOU RAY INSTA-HEAL YOURSELF CRY YOUR WAY YOUR THEYS TOP! #SADBUTRUE