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smoking gun meets smoking brain cells in this conspiracy fever dream

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A black and white comic panel depicting a man with a beard and cigarette holding a microphone, delivering an unhinged monologue about conspiracy theories. The character is drawn in a dramatic, expressive style with intense shading, appearing to be ranting about secret rooms, capitalists, and the JFK assassination. Extracted text: ...WHEN YOU WIN? YOU GO INTO THIS SMOKY ROOM WITH TWELVE INDUSTRIALIST CAPITALIST SCUMBUCKETS WHO GOT YOU IN AN A BIG CIGAR AND SAY 'PUFF AND ROLL THE FILM PUFF AND PUFF'... AN' IT'S A SHOT OF THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION FROM AN ANGLE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! AND SUSPICIOUSLY OF THE GRASSY KNOLL! AN' ON THE RIGHT SIDE UP ANGLES GO TO THE LIGHT! AN' YOU GOTTA 'PUFF AND PUFF ANY QUESTIONS?'
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