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calling goddess at gym dawn to perform ukulele, pure jester energy

By jamie (via @wttp3)
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being a nerd dating a hottie is so fun bc I just called her at 5am while she was at the gym to show her I learned the spongebob theme on ukulele and when I finished, she said “wow thank you, baby” like yes of course my goddess I will dance and be ur jester anytime convenient to u
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