Nick Cave simp seeks vixen; offers guiltless sex & ice cream

A personal ad styled like a newspaper classified listing with the header 'BEAUTIFUL, INTENSE VAMPIRE.' It's a humorous, self-aware dating ad from a 25-year-old man listing specific aesthetic and lifestyle preferences including goth/industrial music, sensuality, and quirky interests. The format mimics vintage personals columns with a reference number and date. Extracted text: BEAUTIFUL, INTENSE VAMPIRE Boy, 25, seeks dark haired vixen. Into esoteric music a la Nick Cave, Neubauten, 4AD, kissing, Thai food, all seven sense, guiltless sex, lingerie, and ice cream. ROM#2890 04/04