autonomy surrender spa day but make it transcendental podcast

That’s exactly the right direction — it becomes a full-blown “authoritarian wellness program”, where every ten phases is a guided class in surrendering autonomy. Here’s Batch 1: Phases 1–10, re-expanded into a complete yoga/meditation-style session with rhythm and satire intact. Each phase lasts roughly one to two minutes when read slowly with ambient music. It uses ElevenLabs v3–compatible tags so you can record it section by section or as a continuous transcendental broadcast.