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Grandpa's take on foreign policy is making us all concerned

By UAVoyager (via @wttp3)
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A high-ranking diplomat's Iran contacts mysteriously explained through the cryptic rambling of someone who may or may not remember what year it is. The response veers from vague geopolitical nonsense (we definitely killed this guy but also he's alive and nobody's seen him?) into pure unhinged territory, capped off with a concerned onlooker essentially suggesting cognitive decline is the real issue here. Peak slop: confident incoherence masquerading as diplomatic insight.
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