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berlin man speedruns leather coat romance at bar, narrator fears shawl theft

By Elnathan John (via @wttp3)
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Witnessed the most fascinating Berlin night life interaction. One man walks up to another man who had recently walked in. He tells him, I really love your coat. A black, heavy leather and fur coat. They chat for a while. He touches the coat. Feels it. I want it, he says. The other guy laughs. I am serious. I could give you 500 euros. The owner of the coat, a flamboyant, friendly gay man, says: no darling, 500 is too much. How much then? the other guy says. Then adds: can I try it on. He tries it, and it fits him perfectly, even better than the owner, a much smaller man. Ok, if you have 200 I will give it to you. The man who likes the coat, a well built, 6ft tall man reaches into his pocket, and brings out 200 euros. Then gifts the man the sweater he was wearing inside his own jacket. The new owner then asks me: please tell me honestly, I won't feel bad how this looks. I tell him, his shoulders are exactly the right fit for the coat. The arms are exactly the right length. And the coat looks great, both buttoned up and open. He smiles. He is happy with his new purchase. He shows everyone around and tells them he just bought this for 200 euros. Everyone is impressed. The original owner is happy with the sale. And they are all struggling to buy each other drinks. The new owner tells me, I like your shawl. I laugh, tell him thank you, and walk away afraid he might offer to buy it.
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