Expert warns about nightmare scenarios while posing dramatically next to sad building
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Keir bad, drugs scary, vote Reform, also he's robotic lmao
5 cases = continental lockdown speedrun, Thailand already speedrunning airport security theater
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AI bad, democracy ded, read Wired for your daily existential dread
FBI stops thing, news reports thing stopped, nothing actually happened
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FBI thwarts ISIS terror attack in North Carolina The FBI announced it had stopped a ISIS 'potential terrorist attack' for New Year's Eve in North Car...
FBI discovers the internet exists, warns youth are using it suspiciously
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Your body probably has parasites (it doesn't) - here's 7 reasons to panic
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Dirty Dozen: same scaremongering headlines since 2009, now with MORE CAPS
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former fed discovers one weird trick: make everything affect 330M people
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Venezuela's secret anarchy plot: least credible defense strategy ever
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Ukraine? Child's play. Let me tell you about REAL war (sources: my brain)
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big meal = heart attack, but also just eat better lol
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YouTuber discovers exclusive parties exist, immediately warns normies they'll regret it anyway
11 countries allegedly poisoning tourists via mojitos (citation needed)
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Urgent warning to tourists as 11 more countries found to serve poisonous alcoholic drinks Many holidaymakers enjoy sipping a cocktail on the beach or...