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bro just pivoted to the DOW instead of answering the question lmao
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bro just pivoted to the DOW instead of answering the question lmao

By The Bulwark (via @wttp3)
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A political figure gets asked a direct question about military deployment, refuses to answer with a smug non-denial, then immediately pivots to humble-bragging about stock market numbers like he's a gym bro showing off his gains. The whiplash from geopolitical posturing to market flexing is the real chaos here. Peak deflection disguised as confidence.
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