Royal scandal gets the all-caps tabloid treatment it absolutely deserves

A tabloid newspaper front page from The Sun dated February 18, 2026, featuring sensationalist headlines about criminal investigation involving a royal figure. The layout includes a woman in a green dress on the left side and a formal photograph of an older man on the right, with large bold typography announcing 'COPS IN ANDY SEX PROBE' as the main story. A prize giveaway for an electric SUV worth over £30k is promoted at the top. Extracted text: THE Sun | Wednesday, February 18, 2026 | THE PEOPLE'S PAPER | £1.20 | thesun.co.uk | SEE PAGE 16 | WIN BIO ELECTRIC SUV WORTH OVER £30K | PRESSURE RAMPS UP | 7 UK forces on Epstein case | 'Lolita' flight logs checked | COPS IN ANDY SEX PROBE | EXCLUSIVE | MAIL ON SUNDAY'S MATT WILKINSON | ANDREW Mountbatten-Windsor was last night facing a criminal probe. At least SEVEN police forces are examining the Jeffrey Epstein files. Essex Police are assessing whether Andrew flew to Stansted on his Lolita Express private jet. | FULL STORY: SEE PAGES 4 & 5 | Bumper telly deal ... Rivals star Emily | RIVALS EMILY'S £1.5M PAYDAY | SEE PAGE 3