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A tabloid-style screenshot from Mirror X+ showing a man in a black leather jacket and white shirt with a black cap at what appears to be an airport or public venue, alongside a blonde woman in a green patterned dress. The sensationalist headline below makes absurd, inflammatory claims about the person's alleged life trajectory. Extracted text: Mirror X+ | Pete Doherty now from gay prostitute job to amputation woe and 'death lurking'