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Jake Lang discovers one weird trick to ruin memorials (goats hate him)

By Dr. Maalouf ‏ (via @wttp3)•March 7, 2026

BREAKING: Jake Lang just crashed the vigil for Ayatollah Khamenei in New York, showing up with a goat and saying “the Muslims must get out!”