Pirates stole the comprehensibility module, left only vibes

A chaotic digital alert poster with cyberpunk aesthetics featuring bright red and yellow text over a dark background with cyan digital rain/matrix-style visuals. The message combines alarm language with nonsensical terms, creating an absurdist pastiche of hacker/cybersecurity warnings mixed with gibberish proclamations. Extracted text: ALERT!!! PIRATES IN THE SYSTEM CODE OF WAR! WE'T NEW SKRIALL DRELON KAME!!!