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Goat speedruns Canadian marathon, DMV still processing paperwork
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Goat speedruns Canadian marathon, DMV still processing paperwork

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A humorous staged photo showing a jogger in blue, a crossing guard in neon yellow safety gear holding a STOP sign, and a brown and white goat at a crosswalk. The absurdist meme caption claims the goat entered a marathon and won a medal. The suburban Canadian setting with houses and parked cars adds to the deliberately ridiculous scenario. Extracted text: STOP ROGUE GOAT ENTERS MARATHON IN CANADA, WINS MEDAL
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