French linguists vs. one magical maid with a book of chaos

A steampunk-styled absurdist illustration depicting a jubilant woman in maid attire holding an ornate book aloft in a cluttered laboratory, while three distressed men in suits operate an elaborate machine labeled 'UNHINGED MARRIAGE-BOT 3000' that performs nonsensical French word transformations. The scene is crowded with hanging alchemical apparatus, scattered papers, and signs promoting language corruption as a comedic rebellion against linguistic preservation. Extracted text: PAPILLON POMME DE TERRE CHAMPO CHOUCHOU POMME DE TERRE SERVE DE FRITES AU PAIR NEW FRENCH: FRENCH IS FRYING! NEW FRENCH? LE GRAND SWINDLE! UNHINGED MARRIAGE-BOT 3000 MARIAGE → MARINADE (spicy relationship sauce) AMOUR → ARMOR (emotional protection suit) ÉPOUSER → ÉPUISER (to exhaust thoroughly) LINGUISTS' LOCAL 713: ANTI-REDEIFICATION SQUAD