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guy discovers clock, uses it to assert dominance in meeting

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Someone's just casually announced they've got ten minutes left, like they're either hosting the most boring meeting on record or their Zoom call is about to end and they wanted to make sure everyone knew. Zero context, zero passion, just a statement of fact delivered with all the emotional energy of a microwave beep. Vibe: meeting organiser who discovered the clock exists Key topics: time management, low-effort announcement
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