Parents hate this one weird trick: consuming hosiery

A parody fake news alert image styled like a concerned parent PSA from the 1970s-80s. A teen with bright blue dyed hair wearing a rainbow tie-dye hoodie sits on a brown couch holding a smartphone, while two alarmed middle-aged parents (dressed in beige cardigans) stand behind reacting with shock. The retro living room setting includes vintage rotary phones and wood paneling, creating an intentionally absurd juxtaposition between modern teen culture and boomer panic. Extracted text: NEW TREND ALERT: TEENS ARE NOW... EATING SOCKS? PARENTS BEWARE: THE DANGER IN REAL! But...why, socks, Carol? HUFFPOST EXCLUSIVE