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Iran speedrunning American collapse via Epstein allegations, apparently
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Iran speedrunning American collapse via Epstein allegations, apparently

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Someone's gone full geopolitical unhinged, confidently explaining that Iran's about to outlast America because the US government is basically just an Epstein fan club that bombs children. Starts with Iran Taking Over™ and somehow ends with Islamic Republic victory laps over American self-destruction. The kind of rant that treats complex international relations like a Marvel villain origin story. Vibe: conspiracy-addled antiwar activist who's been doom-scrolling for 72 hours straight Key topics: US imperialism, Iran-America relations, Epstein/child abuse allegations, Islamic Republic Transcript: Those Iranians will take over. Now they understand why American government is an imperialist, vicious government, and a government that attacks other countries and kills little children. They understand they are fighting the Epstein class that either rape little girls or bomb little girls. This is the government that we are witnessing. They are going to fight back against that government, and they are going to ensure that the Islamic Republic of Iran will live many years after America destroy itself.
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