Eleanor's dog ate itself into permanent stomach expansion, somehow her fault

Two people having a casual phone call about their grotesquely obese dog, with one party (presumably the dog's owner) absolutely refusing to accept responsibility for overfeeding it to the point of permanent organ damage. The vet delivered the nuclear option—the dog's stomach is now a basketball—and Eleanor's defense is genuinely just 'how was I supposed to know?' as if dogs have self-control. Vibe: Irresponsible pet owner in denial, energy of someone who's never heard of portion control or accountability Key topics: obese dog, expanded stomach, deflecting blame, pet negligence Transcript: Okay, girl, how's the dog? Still fat, Eleanor. Still fat. The vet said his stomach expanded to the size of a basketball and that it will never shrink. Well, that's not my fault. How was I supposed to know he would literally eat all of the food?