brain-rotted TV critic discovers parasitic shows, refuses punctuation
TV CRITIC becomes
ZOM-BIE TYP-IST? / You won't / believe
SHOWS ARE now / BRAIN- EATING / PARASITEs??
HOT T AKES / FROM HELL / SIGNAl LOSS!!!
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